RICHTARD

The Smoothest Brain That Ever Got Rich
🏆 CERTIFIED DEGEN MILLIONAIRE 🏆

He YOLOed his mom's credit card on a shitcoin at 3am.
It went 10,000x. Now he can't even spell "portfolio."

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Contract Address (Solana)

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The Degen Success Story

Peak Degeneracy

RICHTARD doesn't know what a whitepaper is. He thought "market cap" was a hat. He calls every coin "the bitcoin." Yet somehow, this absolute unit turned $47 into $47 million by accidentally buying the right dog coin while drunk.

Wealth Redistribution

He spends $100k on JPEGs he screenshots anyway. Bought a Lambo but can't drive. Tips Uber drivers in shitcoins. Every financial decision he makes is wrong, yet his net worth keeps going up. It's beautiful.

The RICHTARD Effect

Scientific studies show that the dumber your trades, the more likely you are to succeed. RICHTARD proves that having absolutely no idea what you're doing is the ultimate investment strategy. Join the revolution of profitable stupidity!

Tard-onomics: How Money Works When You Can't Count

420.69B
Total Supply
RICHTARD picked this number because "hehe funny number go brr"
40%
Liquidity Pool
Locked forever because RICHTARD lost the keys (bullish)
30%
Community Airdrops
Free money for fellow degens who can't spell "cryptocurrency"
15%
CEX Listings Fund
To bribe... err... "incentivize" exchanges (it's called marketing, mom!)
10%
Burn Wallet
Tokens sent to hell because RICHTARD thinks it makes the rest "more rare"
5%
Team & Development
For energy drinks and therapists (mostly therapists)

The RICHTARD Tax System™

Buy Tax: 0%
Because RICHTARD forgot to code it
"Taxes are for people who can read"
Sell Tax: 0%
Diamond hands don't need sell buttons
"What's an exit strategy?"
Transfer Tax: 0%
Send it wherever, we don't care
"Sharing is caring, or whatever"

The Degen Master Plan

Phase 1: The YOLO Launch

• Launch on Raydium while drunk ✓
• Forget to add liquidity (add it later) ✓
• Accidentally create the best memecoin of 2025
• Get listed on DexScreener (RICHTARD thinks it's a video game)

Phase 2: Ape Together Strong

• 10,000 diamond hand degens join the cult
• CoinGecko listing (RICHTARD calls it "CoinGecko")
• CMC listing (he thinks CMC means "Crazy Money Club")
• First influencer says "This is actually retarded" (bullish)

Phase 3: Big Brain Time

• Major CEX listings (Binance, Coinbase, or wherever has buttons)
• RICHTARD NFT collection (he right-clicks his own NFTs)
• Sponser a NASCAR but spell it "NASKAR"
• Build "DeFi" (RICHTARD thinks it means "Da Finance")

Phase 4: Financial Revolution

• Become legal tender in a country that doesn't exist yet
• RICHTARD gets interviewed on CNBC, causes flash crash
• Harvard creates course: "The RICHTARD Investment Theory"
• Achieve world peace through collective stupidity